Err, Sam's Club isn't offering healthcare. They're offering a service of Nutritional Pig Latin, which, if you speak Nutritional Pig Latin, vaguely translates to, "thanks for the $99, now eat your damn vegetables. Fatty."
ALTHOUGH SARAH, I MISSED OUT ON THE WHOLE WOOKIEE VS WOOKIE THING YESTERDAY, SO MAYBE THIS IS A TRENDD TOO STARTT DOUBLINGG UPP LETTERSS INN SOLIDARITYY FORR TEAMM WOOKIEE?
GOOD MORNING TO ALL EXCEPT FAKE WOOKIELOVING, WHO SHOULD GO AWAY, IN FAVOR OF REAL AND AWESOME WOOKIEELOVING.
RE: RAHM: RESIDENCY REQUIREMENTS FOR ANY ELECTED OFFICE UP TO AND INCLUDING THE PRESIDENCY ARE STUPID AND ANTIDEMOCRATIC. IF THE ELECTORATE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT WHERE CANDIDATE X LIVED, THEY WON'T VOTE FOR THE CANDIDATE: PROBLEM SOLVED.
THOSE PROTESTERS NEED TO USE THE FORCE! & AT SPACE TACO BELLS, THEY USE EWOK MEAT!
NINETY DEGREES TO STARBOARD, MR SULU!!!!!
ON A SIDE NOTE, WE NEED TO SERIOUSLY THINK ABOUT REWRITING THE WORD "REWRITTING" IN THIS POST.
NICE TO SEE THAT YOU CAN STILL GET RECEPTION IN YOUR 1960 CHEVY PARKED WAY OUT PAST THE CORNFIELDS, BUT YOU GOTTA USE SOME CAPS.
RE: RAHM: RESIDENCY REQUIREMENTS FOR ANY ELECTED OFFICE UP TO AND INCLUDING THE PRESIDENCY ARE STUPID AND ANTIDEMOCRATIC. IF THE ELECTORATE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT WHERE CANDIDATE X LIVED, THEY WON'T VOTE FOR THE CANDIDATE: PROBLEM SOLVED.
TYPPO FIXXED, THANNKS!
SNOOKILOVING! I LIKE IT!
I SURE HOPE THEY FIX THE FILIBUSTER. IT'S FILI-BUSTED! OH!
I MADE A PUN AND HATE MYSELF NOW.
THIS WEEK IS STRESSING ME OUT AND IT'S ONLY TUESDAY. CAN IT BE VACATION TIME YET?
AM THINKING TOO ABOUT CHANGING MY NAME TO LIKE, "LEAKY: THE REBIRTH", OR SOMETHING.
THAT TACO BELL`S MEAT IS MADE OF PART UNICORN DOESN`T STRIKE ME AT ALL.
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO LAUGHED AT (WITH) THE ADD FOR "I.P MAN - 2" WHEN HE FIRST SAW IT???
PORKCHOP: 36% MEAT, 67% BONE