Total Hacks: GOP leaders announce their budget that cuts $5.8 trillion. If both sides can't agree, federal government may shut down for a while.

Okay, Now the Ivory Coast is in Upheaval: The African nation's ousted leader may finally step down as opposition troops close in on his bunker.

Inside Qaddafi's Mind: Talking with ex-staff reveals that Qaddafi, uh, loves camel meat!

Southwest's Gaping Hole: Why was no one sucked through the hole that ripped open on a Southwest plane? Explained here.

Libyan Rape Saga: Remember that woman who burst into a room of journalists in Tripoli and said Qaddafi's forces had raped her? She's now free and talking.

Berlusconi Somehow Outdoes Himself: The crazy Italian prime minister wanted to make his prostitute-arranging "madam" a member of Parliament.

Biggest. Jesus. Ever. Poland is constructing the world's largest Christ.

Yashanee Vaughn: The 16-year-old suspect in the case left town for five days after allegedly killing her. Look how young he seems while being booked:

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"Schools for Cyclists": Portland State makes the League of American Bicyclists top 10 universities list.

Car Crashes into SE Portland Bank after its brakes fail. Whoopsie!