Why can't a 75-year-old woman digging for copper scraps ever accidentally destroy Microsoft? Or, at the very least, Bing?

Good morning, newstownies! Armenian internet has an upside! If you're besieged by a sudden citizen insurrection using social networking sites to organize, you can send the "Granny with a Spade" unit to sever their ties to Twitter! Spade wielding Granny is the cutting edge in population uprising control tactics.

Why do I always think Ron Paul is Paul Frank, then smile ?

I see that this went right over your heads: http://www.vanityfair.com/society/features…

These people with two first names confuse me!

Good article, Rosy - thanks!

I only read Vanity Fair when they are handed out to me and have perfume samples. I love the articles.

One atheist here for Ron Paul, woo!

Mixed mr. 'unregistered'. But Paul's voting record backs up his sincerity. He is not full of double speak and lies like just about every politician out there. He's against the phony wars more than just about all the Dems, and he has led the charge on ending the corrupt, private, tapeworm otherwise know as the Federal Reserve. We can argue over the wedge issues later, but if the Fed is not stopped now you can forget about your reproductive freedoms.

I think the women on this board will be interested to hear that their right to control their own bodies is a "wedge issue," Spindles.