Bin Laden "Revenge": Suicide bomber claiming to avenge Bin Laden kills 80 in Pakistan. Meanwhile, Pakistan's military is not keen about working with the US.

Also: We Feel Bad Now. In a new poll, six in ten Americans say "it is wrong to celebrate the death of another human being, no matter how bad that person was."

Protests Get Syria-ous: Defying a deadly crackdown in Syria, protesters continue to take to the streets.

Uh... Lady Gaga Has a Column? It's in V Magazine and it's about "glam culture".

I Like My Prisons Like I Like My Coffee: Covered in bees!

Surprise! Trump's Greedy! Hair celebrity Donald Trump licensed his name to numerous luxury developments and then pocketed cash as they failed.

Ron Paul! Ron Paul!: I know you've been waiting for the big moment—Ron Paul announced he'll run for president again!

Obesity Reporting Gone Wrong: Media reports that illustrate obesity issues with "headless fatties" stigmatize overweight people and aren't good for anybody.

Spooky Spooky Speed Limit: New York unveils new LED skeleton speed limit signs that will turn on when they detect someone speeding:

Oregon AIDS Vaccine: Testing on primates in Hillsboro has led to a new vaccine that seems to stamp out the monkey-equivalent of AIDS.

Coliseum Cash: The PDC floats the idea of using urban renewal dollars to fix up Memorial Coliseum.