Power Lunch: Israel's prime minister called the White House furious with Obama's big speech yesterday; now they're set to meet. What's an Obama to do?

Closely Watched Ass(ets): It's not just Dominique Strauss-Kahn—the whole culture of the IMF condones sexual harassment.

Kids, the World is Ending: The coming Rapture is splitting families in an awkward way.

Actual Miracles: Scientists use electrodes to allow a paralyzed man to walk again.

NATO Totally Bombs: NATO jets pound Libya's harbors and destroy eight warships, they say.

Four More Years! Four More Years! Congressional leaders strike a deal to extend the Patriot Act.

Print is Dead! Long Live Screens! E-books outsell print books on Amazon.com.

Newt Gingrich Stumps in Iowa: He says some things but who cares! The real news is his hilarious ring tone.

Facebook Reactions to $8 Billion Abortionplex: People taking The Onion seriously never gets old.

Guns and Drugzz! Oregon court upholds the right of medical marijuana users to carry concealed weapons.

Shit Energy: Oregon farmers turn cow manure into energy.