GOOD MORNING STEVE! DID YOU DRAW THE SHORT STRAW AGAIN? THAT'S TWO GMN REPORTS IN 3 DAYS!

GOOD MORNING, STEVE. GOOD MORNING, FC. HOW IS EVERYONE. I'M IN CHICAGO AND IT'S REALLY SUNNY.

The cool thing is that as the story spreads, oodles of people who really don't know just who Ira Glass is will know at least one fact about him: that he smells like vomit.

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE. DON'T YOU JUST HATE IT WHEN SOMEONE TAKES A PERFECTLY FUNNY JOKE AND MAKES IT NOT FUNNY BY BASICALLY RE-EXPLAINING IT?

Not as much as banal twitter.

... or people posting about their cats.

GOOD MORNING, EVERYONE! I NOW LIKE PAT BOONE LESS. I DID NOT THINK I COULD DO THAT, AS MY OPINION OF HIM WAS ALREADY QUITE LOW. I HOPE THAT BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO HIM.