News Nov 2, 2011 at 1:59 pm

BREAKING: Matt Davis Endorses Chief Reese for Mayor

Denis C. Theriault
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I plan on writing in Herman Cain, but if Reese confirms Davis as running mate, I may change my mind. I mean how many po boys can one man eat?
J_Renaud on November 2, 2011 at 2:06 PM Report this
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HOW HAS MATT DAVIS NOT BEEN DEPORTED YET?
Graham on November 2, 2011 at 2:17 PM Report this
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Cool story bro
tcraighenry on November 2, 2011 at 2:27 PM Report this
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DEPORT MATT DAVIS AND ARREST HIM!
Miranda Radik on November 2, 2011 at 2:32 PM Report this
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The fact Matt Davis calls out Jefferson Smith makes me want to vote for him more. Jefferson, that is. Not Reese or Matt.
ambrown on November 2, 2011 at 3:14 PM Report this
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The fact that Matt Davis calls out Amy Ruiz makes me want to vote for him. Reese, that is. Not Jefferson or Eileen.
on November 2, 2011 at 3:36 PM Report this
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Matt, you left us for another city. And that's ... fine. We hardly ever think about you these days and wish you all the happiness in the world with that bitch, um, city you chose over us. You made your choice, and now the best thing you can do is STAY THE FUCK OUT OF OUR AFFAIRS.

Unless you're really serious about relocating. Then maybe we can talk. Maybe.
dimitrir on November 2, 2011 at 3:47 PM Report this
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Breaking news, Matt Davis still confused with Garfield cartoonist, Jim Davis. More at 11.
Fruit Cup on November 2, 2011 at 3:53 PM Report this
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Matt has avoided ICE predator drones long enough to become a citizen, right? So MATT DAVIS FOR MAYOR!
Number Six on November 2, 2011 at 3:53 PM Report this
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C'mon, Matt. Tell us what you know about Amy Ruiz. I'm sure that Bob Ball would love to know more about the little twat who helped Adams burn him.
on November 2, 2011 at 4:08 PM Report this
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Matt already failed in Portland and ran away, just like he did in England before here. He'll hit reset in a new city once New Orleans exposes him, not return here.
on November 2, 2011 at 9:02 PM Report this
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Hell, I would vote for Matt for Mayor...
As for Reese, I wont vote for him, he doesn't like me.
thanks
Patrick
Patrick Nolen on November 8, 2011 at 12:03 PM Report this

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