News Apr 12, 2012 at 9:29 am

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1
GOOD MORNING, ALEX!!! HOW ARE YOU?!?

OLD PEOPLE HAVING SEX IS GROSS.
2
I probably shouldn't mention this, but I've placed a mole in the Mercury staff (and of course it's the person who bad-mouths me the most). Sorry, but I can't afford to buy you chocolate and pantyhose anymore.
3
SINCE IT'S JUST THE THREE OF US TODAY, I PROPOSE WE HAVE A LITTLE FAMILY MEETING. DOES IT SEEM TO YOU TWO, AS IT DOES TO ME, THAT THE QUALITY AND QUANTITY OF BLOGTOWN LULZ HAS BEEN IN A PRETTY CONSISTENT AND SIGNIFICANT RETROGRADE LATELY?

I MISS THE GLORY DAYS IN WHICH COMMENTERS LIKE COLIN, BLABBY, REYMONT, ETC WOULD AT LEAST JUMP IN ONCE A DAY TO FLAME ANONYMOUS COMMENTS OR WHINE ABOUT CROSS-POSTS FROM SLOG.

WHAT IS THE CAUSE OF THIS? HOW DO WE BREAK OUT OF THIS RUT? I AM FEELING SO UNFULFILLED IN MY PERSONAL LIFE AS A DIRECT RESULT OF THE LACK OF BLOGTOWN LULZ.
4
Old people having sex is indeed gross.

I plan on being really gross when I'm old.
5
I don't think it's all that mysterious, Oregometry. They're a bunch of lazy bums.
6
I've been way too busy having sex with old people, Oregometry.
7
Can someone please deny the sneaking suspicion that it was actually the Romneys' nanny doing the work that Ann is claiming?
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@4: I STOCKED UP SOME AMAZING LULZ BUT YOU DIDN'T NAME ME IN YOUR LITTLE LIST SO YOU DON'T GET SHIT.
9
MEA CULPA, JONESER. I ACTUALLY WAS GOING TO LIST YOU (LOVE YOUR LULZ) BUT LEFT YOU OFF BECAUSE YOU NOW HAVE A RECURRING POST ON BLOGTOWN AND I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT TAKE UMBRAGE AT BEING LUMPED IN WITH US LOWLY COMMENTERS. I ACCEPT FULL RESPONSIBILITY AND WILL BE MAKING A DONATION TO THE 'SUPPORT BLOGTOWN'S NBC THURSDAY NIGHT SHOWS WRAP UP FOUNDATION.'
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@OREGOMETRY: JUST BUSTIN' YOUR BALLS. I AGREE WITH WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT COMMENTS BEING SNOOZEVILLE LATELY.
11
Old people having sex is not gross. Unless you think all sex is gross, which it kind of is.

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