I probably shouldn't mention this, but I've placed a mole in the Mercury staff (and of course it's the person who bad-mouths me the most). Sorry, but I can't afford to buy you chocolate and pantyhose anymore.
SINCE IT'S JUST THE THREE OF US TODAY, I PROPOSE WE HAVE A LITTLE FAMILY MEETING. DOES IT SEEM TO YOU TWO, AS IT DOES TO ME, THAT THE QUALITY AND QUANTITY OF BLOGTOWN LULZ HAS BEEN IN A PRETTY CONSISTENT AND SIGNIFICANT RETROGRADE LATELY?
I MISS THE GLORY DAYS IN WHICH COMMENTERS LIKE COLIN, BLABBY, REYMONT, ETC WOULD AT LEAST JUMP IN ONCE A DAY TO FLAME ANONYMOUS COMMENTS OR WHINE ABOUT CROSS-POSTS FROM SLOG.
WHAT IS THE CAUSE OF THIS? HOW DO WE BREAK OUT OF THIS RUT? I AM FEELING SO UNFULFILLED IN MY PERSONAL LIFE AS A DIRECT RESULT OF THE LACK OF BLOGTOWN LULZ.
MEA CULPA, JONESER. I ACTUALLY WAS GOING TO LIST YOU (LOVE YOUR LULZ) BUT LEFT YOU OFF BECAUSE YOU NOW HAVE A RECURRING POST ON BLOGTOWN AND I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT TAKE UMBRAGE AT BEING LUMPED IN WITH US LOWLY COMMENTERS. I ACCEPT FULL RESPONSIBILITY AND WILL BE MAKING A DONATION TO THE 'SUPPORT BLOGTOWN'S NBC THURSDAY NIGHT SHOWS WRAP UP FOUNDATION.'
OLD PEOPLE HAVING SEX IS GROSS.
I MISS THE GLORY DAYS IN WHICH COMMENTERS LIKE COLIN, BLABBY, REYMONT, ETC WOULD AT LEAST JUMP IN ONCE A DAY TO FLAME ANONYMOUS COMMENTS OR WHINE ABOUT CROSS-POSTS FROM SLOG.
WHAT IS THE CAUSE OF THIS? HOW DO WE BREAK OUT OF THIS RUT? I AM FEELING SO UNFULFILLED IN MY PERSONAL LIFE AS A DIRECT RESULT OF THE LACK OF BLOGTOWN LULZ.
I plan on being really gross when I'm old.