Whose military tribunal? Al-Qaida's military tribunal!

Here's how the Trinity Broadcasting Network helps herd the Lord's flock: "Mr. and Mrs. Crouch have his-and-her mansions one street apart in a gated community here, provided by the network using viewer donations and tax-free earnings."

The Colombian escort at the heart of the Secret Service sex scandal says she didn't realize the vodka-swilling American who agreed to give her "a little gift" was a presidential bodyguard until after he pushed her into the hallway outside his hotel room and refused to pay her.

Connecticut embraces medicinal pot—but says only pharmacists with special training can peddle it to sick people.

Arizona has hitched itself to the hillbilly wagon train of states banning funding for Planned Parenthood and other organizations that offer abortion services (BUT MOSTLY FAMILY PLANNING AND HEALTH CARE).

Vladimir Putin, ending his interregnum as Russia's president Monday despite unheard of populist outrage, has to be a bigger, badder despot than ever. Or else the people with guns and money in Russia will mak him a target, too.

Shock! A sportswriter for the New York Post used a racial epithet in a rant about Jay-Z.

Construction on the Columbia River Crossing starts sometime next year. So... um... anyone have a spare $900 million hiding in their couch cushions?

They opened the new community court in Bud Clark Commons yesterday. But no defendants actually showed up.

Like a big pizza pie (but hold alcohol-themed jokes!), it's the SUPERMOON.

I HAVE THE FARTS AGAIN. I GOT 'EM AGAIN, CHARLIE. I HAVEN'T EATEN THIS MUCH CITRUS FRUIT IN 20 YEARS.!