SO WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SOME DUDE WANTS TO MARRY A HORSE

Well, it's obvious to everyone who's not a drooling moron that horses can't sign marriage certificates.

OH LOTS OF FOLKS NEW TO BLOGTOWN HERE TODAY

TOTALLY FINE UNLESS THE HORSE IS HIS BROTHER!

D&W, they move to Washington.

"...horses can't sign marriage certificates."

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-YoeMFex…

IN YO FAAAAAACE, SPECIESIST!

(PURPLE-HAIRED DROOLIST/OPPOSABLE-THUMBSISTS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL EXCEPT FOR CIVIL UNIONS, BTW.)

Denis, Lake Perriguey and Lee Ann Easton brought the original suit that started this ball rolling. BRO/ACLU only filed suit and brought motion to join prior suit months later, when they realized the impact Lake and Lee Ann's suit would have. Of course - I'm sure you know this already.

I realize that BRO and ACLU are publicity savvy, and were prepared to hold a press conference, but it would be nice to hear from the original plaintiffs as well. They stepped up first and this day must be incredibly meaningful for them.

http://www.upworthy.com/the-top-8-ways-to-…. Good, because this is the only way to be married according to the Bible

LOTS OF PEOPLE CAN'T SIGN MARRIAGE CERTIFICATES. STOP BEING SO ABLIST.

UPWORTHY SPOILER: THAT LISTICLE IS NOT WORTH YOUR TIME.