News Jul 13, 2015 at 9:39 am

Good Morning, News! Today's Top Story: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE

Erik Henriksen
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Man, I love certain death news.
Suzette Smith on July 13, 2015 at 9:52 AM Mercury Staff
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Glad I live two miles *east* of I-5. That'll teach those SW hills bastards. Most of them, anyway. But Lake Oswego is spared?
Jimmy Carter on July 13, 2015 at 10:17 AM Report this
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New York media has nothing better to do than write about Portland. There's certainly nothing happening in a city of 10,000,000 people. Other than them all moving here.
Stretch McGillicutty on July 13, 2015 at 8:11 PM Report this

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