To be fair, the fireworks were directly over a FUCKING RIVER.

Does every alcoholic stringer at the Mercury feel obligated to write condescending articles every single time anyone else is having a good time? That is a rhetorical question.

That was an amazing display! I wish I had been there, but the vid does it justice. And I agree with TOTAL*......honestly, the display seemed to be in the middle most part of the bridge, and completely over the water....wow Portland Merc... great way to rain on a parade...smh