News Jan 13, 2016 at 10:13 am

Hey #bundyeroticfanfic: There Are Actual Double-Headed Dildos At the Wildlife Refuge

Shelby R. King
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First off, this is fucking hilarious.
Secondly, not too many women would admit to buying double-dildos, so my hat is off to you Shelby.
frankieb on January 13, 2016 at 6:38 PM Report this
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Can someone send me this kinda hate mail? 😘
Melissa 1 on January 14, 2016 at 5:05 PM Report this

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