Smugpocalypse Now

Survey: Portlanders Happier than Ever


HOW was this survey conducted, huh? WHO did they talk to? Because i've held legal residency in this city for over 4 years & noone's even asked ME how i feel about things here. This is why i don't trust surveys. Noone ever asks me what i think & i certainly don't know anyone who's been surveyed. It seems [to me] like numbers being pulled out of thin air.
And by "Central Portland" he means "Portland".

I'm from Florida. By comparison this place is Shangri-La.
I live within a 15 minute bus ride of dt Portland, but i don't think things are going all that well in this city.