Minutes. The alt-weeklies are already foaming at their mouths at the chance to break the story: "Bike Share Bike Stripped, Dumped on Esplanade"

And I'm saving up all my told-ya-sos for the occasion as well

Everyone in Portland that needs a bike already has one. I assume this is for tourists to schlep around on while trying to find Voodoo Donuts.

Bikes!!!

Remember the good old days when Dirk wasn't the only person in Portland who thought Hart was a good person?

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