How to Kill a Zombie

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Thank God there are answers out there. Tonight, I had a conversation about Zombies, Wherewolves and Vampires. We knew how to get the Vamps and the Wolves but not the Zombies. Thanks!!
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ty you saved my life the last night 3 zombies attacked me and i killed them with a rocket launcher
and after i burned them...
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pouette is a big gay homo wanker
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"pouette sucks men" is obviously a little gay homo wanker that doesnt understand how close pouette came to being eaten. Well done man. Hopefully some of us will survive in order to begin again.
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one day I just know one day the government might screw up on a chemical.
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Decapitating teh zombies wont outright kill them. the head can sill bite... Setting them on fire just turns them into shambling torches until the brain is incinerated. Blowing up the zombies = bad idea. unless the brain is destroyed in the explosion, the rest of the body could still come after you, or someone else as a hidden danger in (for example) a field. My point: To kill the zombie, separate the brain...from the head, not just the head from the body.
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thank god I found this website if a zombie came to my house I would have been dead, I would have threw all the knifes in my house,the guy is the is gay a hobo I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE HIM SEND ME ALL THOSE THINGS.
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i WANT TO MEET ALL OF YOUR GUYS OF YOUR GUYS ZOMBIE!
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YOU PEOPLE DON'T LIKE TO WRITE THATS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO SAD.
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YOU ARE ALL GAY AND SUCK!
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i like it. but dont forget, you have to be sure you hit them in the right place. check it out.
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suck my balls all of you pfff zombies are not real you guys are all little homos and nerds you guys need to get laid fucken dueshes
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then why did u search zombies little bitch
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Thats stupid just shoot them in the head. Yeah all thats great if you dont hve a gun but f**K that i'd find me a gun lmao. I think the most fun way would be to explode them or beat the to death with a hatchet MMFWCL!!! ZOMBIESAREREAL!
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omfg can you stay low and not be seen by dumbass zombies
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CypressMob what they are real nub
only a hobo cant bielive zombies are real.
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OI!!! you all be on the watchout the GOV. is ganna fuck up!
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WoOw this is sad i searched this up bcuz mii and my friends r doing an imovie 4 skool and we were arguing on how we were gonna kill the zombie in et but 2 see that ppl actually BELIEVE that their real is so fucking sad w0w grow the fuck up get laid and SHUTTHE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!
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My, my but some of you little boy are crude. Didn't mommie give you a hug tonight?
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shoot them in the head
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what if you have a fucking hot girlfriend and you 2 are stuck?
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Over here in England we dont kill zombies, we create them, sit and watch our t.v for a day, and watch the life drain out of you.. the only way to combat this , play some ramones and sex pistols tracks and get the blood pumping again....hey ho lets go , god save the queen... Cheers (Crookesy the dronfield strangler) Sheffield England
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blow them up
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I was nine years old when I found out how to kill a zombie, Ya'll just noobs x3

But, Good advice! You should go into way more detail, OR post videos on how to crush zombie heads :) Just saying

~DemonKing
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Jam a traffic cone up their ASSES! Oh wait, that's hipsters. My bad.
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Yall are all gay yo there is not no zombie yall are all gay
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look up dead baby asks for water at wake. this proves the zombies ARE coming. read the whole article.
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I am so prepared for a zombie apocalypse, thanks to this website