The sun's coming out, and you're itching for FUN. But what's that? Your brain's too frozen from months of inactivity to think of anything even remotely entertaining? Well, lucky for you, you've got a friend in the Mercury. We put the "taint" back in "entertaintment" with our super-duper Summer Fun Guide!

Edited by Phil Busse. Written by the Portland Mercury Summer Fun Club: Erik Henriksen, John Dooley, Lance Chess, Manu Berelli, Wm. Steven Humphrey, and Phil Busse

illustrations by

johnny ryan