Newsblast! Apr 2, 2014 at 9:28 am

Good Morning, News!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
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The "beaten unconscious" story link takes us to the earthquake story.
Reymont on April 2, 2014 at 9:34 AM Report this
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And in other amazing news, for all of you who love me, my theme song just went up on iTunes today for 99¢! Go get it, go get it!

https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/keeping-…
Reymont on April 2, 2014 at 1:05 PM Report this
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Thanks, fixed!
Wm. Steven Humphrey on April 2, 2014 at 1:22 PM Mercury Staff
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@Steve - I KNOW you want "Keeping Up With Barry" as your ringtone.
Reymont on April 2, 2014 at 2:09 PM Report this
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Nobody ever OWNS a cat. They just put up with you.
ujfoyt on April 2, 2014 at 3:11 PM Report this
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F you, Sizzle Pie. Giving someone a fake parking ticket in a city that hates drivers like Portland is not funny. It's offensive. It panics people.
LawyerPepper on April 2, 2014 at 3:34 PM Report this

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