Oh, You Kids! Apr 7, 2011 at 1:29 pm

Which Combo of Kids is Best?

Wm. Steven Humphrey
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1
Psh, why stop at four?!
BruceWang on April 7, 2011 at 1:34 PM Report this
2
I'm sorry, I think you forgot to list "15 cats" as an option...?

on April 7, 2011 at 1:47 PM Report this
3
They haven't made a gun big enough!
Reymont on April 7, 2011 at 2:11 PM Report this
4
none.
econoline on April 7, 2011 at 3:02 PM Report this
5
Why can't I vote for no kids? Or robots? I VOTE ROBOTS!
Graham on April 7, 2011 at 3:06 PM Report this
6
I vote rats?
cat & beard on April 7, 2011 at 3:34 PM Report this
7
I have one brother. Since I am the best fucking person on the planet, the answer is clearly two boys.
The Immortal Goon on April 7, 2011 at 3:48 PM Report this
8
I voted and then realized that this is not a "how do you like your orgy" survey. Oops.
on April 7, 2011 at 4:03 PM Report this
9
I have one husband, one son, and one male cat. We seem to do okay.
penthesilea on April 7, 2011 at 9:56 PM Report this
10
x3 for 0 and Robots.
zombiesai on April 8, 2011 at 7:16 AM Report this

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