Oh, You Kids! Jul 20, 2011 at 10:14 am

Name Denis Theriault's Baby: the Blogtown Poll!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
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1
Boat Cop FTW!
Reymont on July 20, 2011 at 10:20 AM Report this
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Wait, wait!

Courtney Theriault-Theriault

Too late, I'm always too late...
Todd Mecklem on July 20, 2011 at 10:22 AM Report this
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Boat Cop is fleeting; Boutros-Boutros will always be funny.
cat & beard on July 20, 2011 at 10:25 AM Report this
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OK I'll be the a-hole that starts the money pool to pay off Denis for naming his kid Boat Cop. I would gladly pitch a $20 and a month's worth of diapers to make this happen.
amazonfemme on July 20, 2011 at 10:27 AM Report this
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A Vote Boat Cop is a Vote For Boat Justice.
Ben Coleman on July 20, 2011 at 10:48 AM Report this
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I know I'm not around the office much, and thus get less of a say about hiring for editorial, but when are we going to get Boat Cop on staff? You might think about at least putting him on retainer.
Tony Perez on July 20, 2011 at 10:55 AM Report this
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If Rooster Cogburn wins, I'll poke out a wino's eye and have him sign copies of the Blu-Ray AND Charles Portis' classic novel(la?).
Commenty Colin on July 20, 2011 at 11:07 AM Report this
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Tony, Boat Cop only works for one person: Boat Cop.
Blabby on July 20, 2011 at 11:41 AM Report this
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Re: #3: That's a goddamn lie! Boat Cop will always be funny.

Denis, if you want your son to grow up to be Boat Cop - and why wouldn't any proud father? - do the right thing and name him Boat Cop.
guspasho on July 20, 2011 at 12:11 PM Report this
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Even if the kid gets a boring name like John or Thomas or Wm. Steven, I really hope that this poll gets saved so that in 15 years or so he can see it.

See it and fulfill his destiny... as Boat Cop!
guspasho on July 20, 2011 at 12:17 PM Report this
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Since the results of this poll are legally binding, shouldn't this posting be called "Worst Life Ever"?
dimitrir on July 20, 2011 at 12:58 PM Report this
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RE Blabby: Yessssss.
Ben Coleman on July 20, 2011 at 1:02 PM Report this
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Matt Davis
DeepCerulean on July 20, 2011 at 1:18 PM Report this
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That kid's going to have a tough time staying in school, seeing as Boat Cop doesn't play by anyone's rules except Boat Cop's.
($8239f8h248cerfehjf23@&*@ebdjhb23f237OCDBO#BD*(# on July 20, 2011 at 4:45 PM Report this
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Of course, the French spelling would be
Flic DeBateau Theriault.
Todd Mecklem on July 20, 2011 at 10:00 PM Report this
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This has got to be the most significant poll the Mercury has posed since, like, forever.
MKUltraPDX on July 21, 2011 at 12:52 AM Report this
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You have to name the child "Carter Theriault" so that Denis NEVER again forgets who put the first solar panels on the White House!!!! Haha! Sorry, Denis, had to say it.
HempForPresident on July 22, 2011 at 9:12 AM Report this

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