Hi [journalist's name],
You may remember me. We met at a party a few years ago or something.
I was wondering if you've tried those new Cooler Ranch Doritos? Oh SNAP! THAT SHIT IS OFF THE HIZOOK! You should do a write-up on them.
-Todd
The text of that email had to go through committee to get to your inbox. You should try to appreciate all the hard work their publicists have done to persuade you that their sweet new ride is off the hizzy.
Hi [journalist's name],
You may remember me. We met at a party a few years ago or something.
I was wondering if you've tried those new Cooler Ranch Doritos? Oh SNAP! THAT SHIT IS OFF THE HIZOOK! You should do a write-up on them.
-Todd