When I was hiking on a remote island off of Thailand, I ran into a Komodo dragon (it may have been a water monitor, but STILL). These fuckers eat people. (They eat other things, too... but as far as I was concerned at that moment, they only eat people.) Happily I reacted by screaming like a girl, which scared the crap out of the dragon which ran the other direction.

I say that to say this: I still dream about that Komodo dragon, and the following clip from a Japanese game show which depicts a woman tying a slab of meat around her waist and running from a dragon gave me PTSD. How about you? (Extra points to the woman who lured the dragon over to the also-delicious camera crew.)