GUYS! Join us this coming Saturday morning (Oct 30) at the Mission Theater to watch Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert's "Rally to Restore Sanity" and "March to Keep Fear Alive" on the big screen! Why should you get up so early to do such a thing? THIS IS WHY:

• It will be hilarious.
• You probably don't have cable or satellite or the internet. If you do, then you're lonely and should still come.
• THERE WILL BE BREAKFAST AND BOOZE!! Particularly a "Sanity Breakfast Special" featuring a breakfast sandwich with a Bloody Mary or Mimosa for only $8!
• You can dress up and make funny signs if you like—and be sure to drop by THE MERCURY'S TEA PARTY TABLE.
• Did I mention it's free? Oh. Okay. IT'S FREE!!

Also, at the conclusion of the viewing party, the BUS PROJECT will actually bus you to Portland's version of the "Rally to Restore Sanity" on the Eastbank Esplanade!

Here are the pertinent deets:
9 am — Noon: Rally Viewing Party with Breakfast Bloody Mary Special! (Mission Theater, 1624 NW Glisan, doors at 8 am, FREE)
10:30 am: Portland’s March to Keep Fear Alive (Kick off at SW 4th and Madison, behind City Hall!)
Noon - 5pm: Rally to Restore Sanity (Eastbank Esplanade & SE Main, ride the Bus Project Bus over there!)

JOIN US! SANITY AND/OR FEAR IS GREATLY ENCOURAGED!