CALLING ALL SEXY BRAINS! Are you under the impression that you're "smart"? Do you think you're well-versed in what's happening around Portland? Well, prove it to yourself and the world by taking the POP QUIZ PDX—our weekly quiz chock full of sassy, fun, multiple choice questions about what happened in Portland during the past week, along with a couple of rando questions just for laughs.

But first... HOW DID YOU DO ON LAST WEEK'S QUIZ? Last week's test was a bit of a toughie, with only eight of you out of 600 scoring in the 90 percent range. But don't worry... I've made this week's quiz easier cuz it's so hot and I don't want your brain to overheat. That said, the majority of you KILLED IT on our historically toughest question, which as always is "subjective." Take a look!

OKAY, LET'S SEE HOW YOU DO THIS TIME! Take this week's quiz, make sure to scroll to the bottom to submit your answers, and you'll instantly get your score that will tell you in no uncertain terms HOW SMART YOU AM. Here's the scoring key (out of a possible 100 points).

100 points = "I am a goddamn genius!"
90 = "I am almost a goddamn genius."
80 = "I am achingly close to genius-ness."
70 = "I may not be a genius, but I'm pretty dang smart."
60 = "I am somewhat smart."
50 or below = "What am smart?"

Take this week's POP QUIZ PDX below, and come back next Friday for a new quiz!