Look, the fireworks are bad enough... dont you DARE vote for Betsy Johnson!
"Look, the fireworks are bad enough... don't you DARE vote for Betsy Johnson!" adogslifephoto / iStock / Getty Images Plus

HEY, BRAINY BRITCHES! It's time once again to put that brainy-brain to the test with this week's edition of POP QUIZ PDX—our weekly, local, sassy-ass trivia quiz. And this week, we've got a lot of questions about two things nobody likes: illegal fireworks and "independent" gubernatorial candidate Betsy Johnson. (Okay fine... I suppose buttholes like those things.) Also, guess what? You can enter to win FREE PIZZA from our friends at the always delicious Atlas Pizza, just for taking the quiz and signing up for our brainy newsletters! (And congrats to SCOTTIE M who is our latest winner! Woo-woo!)

But before we continue... HOW DID YOU DO ON THE PREVIOUS QUIZ? Super-duper good! But here's a first: There was A TIE for our "subjective question" about the new name we should give "monkeypox"! To break the tie, I will decide... and the new name for "monkeypox" is "Proud Boy Blisters!"


OKAY, TIME FOR A NEW QUIZ! Take this week's quiz below, take our previous pop quizzes here, and come back next week for a brand spankin' new quiz! (Having a tough time answering this quiz? It's probably because you aren't getting Mercury newsletters! HINT! HINT!) Now crank up that cerebellum, because it's time to get BRAINY!