I have a question strictly for the ladies here. I know there aren't many here, mostly because the hairy bearded pretentious fucks here probably bother you away but I'm going to assume, for scientific purposes, that you are paying attention. It's a simple question, really:

Would you rather be with a guy who is:

A. Chivalrous and in touch with your feelings


B. An aloof prick that satisfies your darker desires

I've heard from chicks all over Portland so I'm pretty sure I already know the answer. You have to pick one of the answers. We all know you want the combo pack to a certain extent but this will help inform the clueless masses of Caleb Followill wannabes as to how to interact with the fairer sex.