You were the one who sang like every other song. You left the room and then another song of yours came on. When someone jumped in and started singing, you ran back in and jerked the mic out of their hand and said "THIS IS MY SONG!!!" O Really. Thanks for being such a dick. I left early and have nowhere near as bad of a hangover as I would have had. BUT I also was able to then not be in the same room with a rude, parasitic dbag such as you. I'll make sure you're pre-emptively 86'd if I see you at any other holiday party. I actually EARNED the right to enjoy that free booze!!
Hey Douchebag at the Holiday Karaoke party
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