My email in-box has been super boring today... until I received THIS:

Hickory Farms Portland Stores Now Open for Holiday 2012

Specialty Foods Company Offers Special Deals to Celebrate Seasonal Grand Opening

HICKORY FARMS IN THE MOTHERFUCKING HOUSE, BITCHES!!! Here are the locations nearest you:

Clackamas Town Center
12000 Southeast 82nd Avenue
Happy Valley, OR 97086

Lloyd Center
2201 Lloyd Center
Portland, OR 97232

Washington Square
9477 SW Washington Square Road
Tigard, OR 97223

Columbia Gorge Premium Outlets
450 NW 257th Avenue
Troutdale, OR 97060