So you thought you were being sneaky when you glanced left then right, up and down Milwaukie, completely missing my gf and I enjoying the sun in our not-so-secret spot. I had no idea you were looking for a restroom, otherwise I would've stopped you from dropping your jogging pants and watering the flowers. I would've broken a twig or told my better half to say something, but how could I have known that it was you and not your dog that had to go. Just wanted to say thank you for the full moon on a sunny day.