"until the night closes in"

UGGHH. Isn't it too late in the day for this kind of music blaring at us wherever we go?

Sopping wet horndog lyrics had their time but we live in an impersonal age now and getting sonically licked by a 70's crooner with bad teeth while in public shouldn't happen any more.

what if i accidentally make eye contact with the super cougar while we try to eat your sandwhiches at the sub shop while this song is playing?

Nobody says these kinds of things out loud anymore thank god. So let's turn off the super embarrasing muzak please.

It's just eww.