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Thanks to some Xmas shenanigans, my year-end "Best Movies of 2012" list just barely went online, which perhaps explains why I haven't yet received any emails or comments telling me how stupid and wrong I am and about how all of the movies I picked as the year's best actually sucked. I hope that's the case, anyway, because if not, the internet's comments sections have somehow become kinder, better, smarter places in 2013—and that is a strange, terrifying concept.

So fix it, movie nerds. What'd I miss?