Drivers & Bicyclist can sit this one out....

Dear Downtown Pedestrians,

I know this isn't a big city, people move a bit slower here, but why do you assume people around you will move and cater to your whims? Why do you stumbling and meandering along the sidewalk blocking people's way? Why the f*ck do I get mean looks when I'm tripped or stopped short and then point out what you did? Am I the only one who repeatedly finds him/herself having someone suddenly step DIRECTLY in front of them, like within a foot, at a slower pace (and I'm talking about job-holding, work commuters are doing this)?

Either way, when I kicked your foot and tripped you sir and you almost fell... NO I didn't feel bad because you were being rude.