Jesus Christ, you people. I seriously don't know what you'd do without me. OKAY, LET'S DO THIS! You've been begging and begging in the comments, so I finally grabbed a videographer and shot this instructional video on how to do the "Drum Major Strut." WATCH MY FORM CAREFULLY. And if I see any of you around town fucking this up, I will NEVER agree to help you EVER again!

I'm fucking serious. Now. Let's strut.