If I only had to choose one film to watch for the rest of my life, it might very well be the film that's unquestionably Nicolas Cage's best work and possibly Werner Herzog's best work: Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans, a film that every household in America should be required to own.

So I have complicated feelings about these Nicolas Cage pillows on Amazon (thanks to FilmDrunk for the heads up). On the upside: Nicolas Cage pillows. Think of the dreams you would have! On the downside, think of how much better that upside would be if there was a Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans pillow? And it came with this?

In conclusion, I guess I will order my second choice, which is obviously the Season of the Witch pillow.