LA-based funnylady Lauren Weedman has cultivated quite a relationship with Portland—her show Bust ran last year at The Theater-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, and she's opening The People's Republic of Portland there later this season. (That's on the list of shows we'll be crashing.)

This weekend, she's running her one-woman show No... You Shutup!, described as a "darkly hilarious story about family." I've got tickets to give away to Saturday's 10:30 pm show and Sunday's—just email me by 5 pm today with "Save Chocodiles" in the subject line for a chance to win. (Please note which production you'd like to see, or if either works.)

Here's the fine print from the show's producer:
"You must be 21+. Please arrive at least 30 minutes before show time. Your tickets will be released to the waitlist, 15 minutes prior to show time. (late show doors open at 10PM, Sunday at 6PM) AND... a full bar is available, plus there is a super cool art show up called The Lathe of Heaven you should definitely check out before the show."

The show's at Disjecta, 8371 N Interstate, Fri-Sat 8 pm, Sun 7 pm, $15-20; plus Sat 10:30 pm, $10