Some things I could use if you have them:

• A new (or gently used) sink clogger

• garbage bags (large)

• some of the old TV antennas, the old ones, rabbit ear ones

• magazines (no magazines for women, please)

• VCR tapes

Some things I don't need anymore:

• This '96 Ford Explorer chassis, call for details or stop by whenever, I'm usually around

• Seasons 1-3 of Magnum, P.I. on DVD

• any more unsolicited and unwelcome "casual encounters" (that is not what this newspaper column is for)

• any more "feedback" about this newspaper column