A. "Where's my tractor!"
--Jasminelee, age 14
Q. What do you call a fairy that doesn't wash?
A. Stinkerbell.
--Emily, age 7
Q. A lady took a bite out of a brownie and died. How?
A. There was a cockroach in the brownie. She saw it and had a heart attack.
--Katie, age 6
Q. Why did the electric eel get a punk haircut?
A. Because he wanted to shock his parents!
--Dani, age 11
Q. What is small, annoying, and ugly?
A. I don't know, but it comes when I call my sister's name.
--Kayla, age 12
A mushroom walks into a club and sees a really pretty girl. He finally asks her to dance with him. She says no, and he says to her, "Why not? I'm a fungi." Get it? Fun-gi, fun guy.
--Kimberly, age 12
Q. Why didn't the hotdog star in the movies?
A. The rolls weren't good enough.
--Tim, age 9
Q. What is the cannibal's favorite game?
A. Swallow the leader.
--Becca, age 7
Q. Why is Dracula so unpopular?
A. Because he sucks.
--Theo, age 11
Q. If you are American outside of the bathroom what are you when you are inside the bathroom?
A. European (you're a peeing).
--Pam, age 10
Q. Why is a baby like a leech?
A. Because they suck.
--Theo, age 11
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?
A. When you lay a brick, it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining. My dad told me that one.
--Graham, age 14
Q. How do you embarrass an archeologist?
A. Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from. My brother told me that one.
--Graham, age 14