SUMMER IS RIGHT AROUND the freaking corner, people! ARE YOU PREPARED? If not, thank the sun god for the Mercury, which is continuing last week's wildly informative How to Do Summer Guide with part two: "Food and Boozin'." There are certain summer gustatory activities you just need to know how to do: how to throw a global-themed backyard party, for example. Or how to bury (and cook) an entire pig! How to use SCIENCE to obtain the coldest beer possible! Or how to drink all damn day long! These—and many more examples within—are things you absolutely need to know, or you may just as well say, "fuck it" and cryogenically freeze yourself until winter comes. So enjoy part two of our How to Do Summer Guide, and for the second time, YOU'RE WELCOME.
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