I don't put five bucks in the coffee can every week to drink that nasty weak-ass stuff you've been providing us. We are in freaking Coffee Town, USA—WTF? I casually suggested getting a higher-quality brand than Maxwell House last week, but yesterday it was just business as usual with you making the same crap. And I know you do it just so you can pocket the change. That's straight-up embezzlement. You should be fired! On top of that, every day when you come back from lunch, you carry a Starbucks coffee in your hand. If this goes on for one more week I will be forced to take drastic actions.—Anonymous
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