I get it—you want to come to a discreet adult store to relieve yourself, and that's fine by me. But what I don't understand is why you have to be so disgusting! Look, going to the bathroom is a natural bodily function that happens to all of us, especially if you've been chugging over-priced coffee and cruising for eight hours. What's not natural is pissing all over the booths like a puppy who's not house trained!! WTF, why?! You think when you pee through that glory hole it just goes into the fourth dimension along with all my hopes and aspirations?! NO! We have to clean that shit up, and it's not okay. I wish I could come to your house, piss all over everything, then give you a cheerful "Goodbye!" on my way out. I don't know who you are, but I will find you and when I do, I WILL tie your cock in a knot to ensure that you never piss again.—Anonymous
Don't Rain on My Arcade
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