You dickless dirtbag. When you cruised my daughter in your filthy rustbucket Impala and solicited her for sex, did you not notice her high school name in four-inch letters on the back of her sweatjacket? Or the "Smile Jesus Loves You" painted in neon orange on her backpack? I was walking half a block behind her when you rolled up, and if I hadn't just missed you, you would be spitting out your black, rotten teeth. Rest assured, I reported your perverted ass to the cops, complete with license plate number and a detailed description. Pray the cops find you and arrest you, because if I catch you, I'll feed what's left of you to my neighbor's poodle. You are the perfect example of why the death penalty is a good thing, but an even better argument for abortion.--Anonymous