A local whore was run out of town last Tuesday, October 18, after sleeping with the husband of a married city councilperson.

Troutdale Sheriff's Deputy Carlos Russell said that 34-year-old Stephanie Ann Seymour—a longtime Troutdale resident and whore—was told to "pack up her stuff," at which point she was transported to the county line in a patrol car, dropped off, and instructed to "never come back."

"I'm glad that whore's gone," responded City Councilperson Margaret Ashton, whose husband was seduced and subsequently raped by the whore. "And that whore better not come back if she knows what's good for her."

Mrs. Ashton's husband, Bill Ashton, was instructed to refuse comment.