When's the last time you sat next to strangers in a dark, crowded theater and watched hardcore porn, soft-core porn, and animated porn? When's the last time you binged on kinky, vanilla, straight, gay, lez, bi, trans, genderqueer films? If you're a regular HUMPer, it's been a year. (Too long!) And if you've never been to HUMP! before... it's been forever! (Way too long!) But however long it's been—a year, a lifetime—you don't have to wait any longer! HUMP!, the sweetest li'l annual amateur porn festival, is back!

Since 2005, HUMP! has encouraged people from all over the Pacific Northwest—and now the whole country!—to make and star in porn their own five-minute porn films! Created and performed by sex-positive people making porn for fun (and big cash prizes!), HUMP! has been making audiences laugh, gasp, and marvel at the diversity of human sexuality, and sexual expression for more than a decade. Plus it's just a ton of squealing, hilarious FUN.

That's why you'll want to get your HUMP! tickets quick at humpportland.com! Here are this year's show times, and all screenings will be at REVOLUTION HALL (1300 SE Stark):

• Friday, November 6; 6:30 pm, 9 pm, 11:30 pm (hosted by Dan Savage)

• Saturday, November 7; 3 pm (18+), 5:30 pm, 8 pm, 10:30 pm (hosted by Dan Savage) 

• Friday, November 13; 6:30 pm, 9 pm, 11:30 pm (hosted by Wm. Steven Humphrey)

• Saturday, November 14; 5:30 pm, 8 pm, 10:30 pm (hosted by Wm. Steven Humphrey)

Don't risk a sell out—$20 tickets for HUMP! at Revolution Hall are on sale now at humpportland.com