• Manhandled: A Latino Gang Bang (2004)--Ever wanted to see a menacing gang of Latino esses rip off their black stocking caps and wife beaters, and engage in an no-holds-barred orgy of sucking and butt fucking? After that, watch them capture Ryan Phillippe and force him to suck each one of their cocks. Not tired yet? Check the scene where the horny Latinos strap Phillippe into an S&M chair, put surgical gloves on, and penetrate his butthole in a bizarre display of porn hygiene. Still haven't gotten your rocks off? Well, as you may have guessed, those gloves were merely priming that Caucasian butthole for a whole bunch of deep Hispanic dicking.
• Raging Stallion Presents Fistpack Three, Up For Grabs (2004)--I may be a sick, twisted, maniacal slut, but I've never even thought about the kind of shit that goes down in Fistpack Three. Watch a black guy put on those crazy vinyl elbow-length dishwashing gloves, squirt a healthy dose of lubricating foam on his arms, and penetrate some Asian guy so deeply that I thought his hand might come out of the guy's mouth. After, the two gentlemen switch positions and do it all again. This film is about as erotic as watching someone fuck a dismembered head in the eye socket.
• The Matrixx (2004)--By far the most appealing of the gay pornos I sampled, The Matrixx simply shows super buff weight lifters licking each other's holes, giving each other blowjobs, jerking off, lifting weights, and ass fucking. In one scene a super creepy guy sits on the edge of a boxing ring, moving his dick in circles with no hands, watching a freakish pretty boy fuck some ultra-buff generic dude on a weight bench. My favorite aspect of this all around good-natured sex romp was the witty dialogue between the horny bo-hunks. They weren't afraid to blurt out effusions like, "Oh yeah, fuck my ass, fuck it," which for me, always makes a porno more of a turn on. KATIE SHIMER
