PLACE TO WATCH DOGGY PORN

Thanks to It's A Dog's Life's doggy daycare and huge storefront window, you can watch canines "asserting their dominance" all day long. 8709 N Lombard

ASIAN KARAOKE CD COLLECTION

"No Name" Asian Market's fabulous collection of Thai Karaoke CDs. 8947 N Lombard

NAMED CANNED FRUIT PRODUCT

"No Name" Asian Market's "Cock on the Mountain Top" canned peaches. 8947 N Lombard

REASON FOR NOT HAVING A NAME ON YOUR BUSINESS

"No Name" Asian Market, because "my son never came to help me hang the sign." 8947 N Lombard

GOTHIC BARBER SHOP

Mark & Frankie's is decorated with huge pictures of Jim Morrison and JFK, as well as some wooden penguins and lots of gothy mirrors and furniture. 8716 N Lombard

ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS MEETING

DIRECTLY ACROSS THE STREET FROM A LIQUOR STORE

North Portland Alano: That's what we call "having balls." 8926A N Lombard, 283-4953

1971 MAVERICK

Spotted on the corner of John and N Lombard.