THURSDAY, JANUARY 15
9:00 NBC THE OFFICE
Andy finds out about Dwight's affair with Angela. NERD FIGHT! NERD FIGHT! NERD FIGHT!
9:30 NBC 30 ROCK
When the cast comes down with the flu, Dr. Spaceman gives them another reason to sue for malpractice.
FRIDAY, JANUARY 16
9:00 NBC FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS
Season premiere! This listing is solely here as a public service for those who give two craps about this show.
10:00 SCIFI BATTLESTAR GALACTICA
Season return! The BSG gang discovers their precious "Earth" isn't all it's cracked up to be. No "s," Herlock!
SATURDAY, JANUARY 17
11:00 FOX TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN
Be sure to check out this occasionally wildly funny late-night gabfest.
SUNDAY, JANUARY 18
7:00 FOX HOLE IN THE WALL
Male strippers take on Maxim models to see who can shove themselves into a hole. Heh. "Hole."
10:00 HBO FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS
Season premiere! Bret and Jemaine handle their own management after Murray spends too much time with another band. Feelings hurter!
MONDAY, JANUARY 19
9:00 FOX 24
Jack goes to work for the new lady president... LADY PRESIDENT? What's next? Lady doctors?!
9:00 MTV BROMANCE
Brody takes the boys camping, and gives them a special "surprise" in their tents. No, this isn't homoerotic at all.
TUESDAY, JANUARY 20
10:00 am ABC/NBC INAUGURATION COVERAGE
All-day coverage of Barack Obama's inauguration and America getting drunk off its ass.
9:00 MTV BE THE CHANGE INAUGURAL BALL
MTV travels to Washington, DC, Miami, and New Orleans to see how these cities will be doing beer bongs.
WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 21
8:00 ABC LOST
Season premiere! Kate refuses to return to the island after learning they just want her to take her shirt off.
8:00 FOX AMERICAN IDOL
In order to shake up the stale format, producers will let people audition for the sole purpose of humiliating themselves. Wait....