THURSDAY, JANUARY 22
9:00 NBC THE OFFICE
Michael and Dwight go undercover at their rival's paper company. Five bucks says fake moustaches are involved.
9:30 NBC 30 ROCK
Jack drags Liz to a corporate retreat, and Jenna works on her absolutely retarded Janis Joplin impersonation.
FRIDAY, JANUARY 23
9:00 TOON STAR WARS: CLONE WARS
This week guest starring Star Trek's George Takei who has now appeared on every nerd show in existence.
10:00 SCIFI BATTLESTAR GALACTICA
This episode is entitled, "The Disquiet that Follows My Soul." BSG, you have jumped the shark.
SATURDAY, JANUARY 24
8:00 TLC MISS AMERICA 2009
This year it's on TLC, next year watch it on Boise's public access channel.
SUNDAY, JANUARY 25
9:00 HBO BIG LOVE
Ana learns it's not easy going out with polygamists—especially when it's a group date.
9:00 SCIFI PLANET RAPTOR—Movie
(2007) In the future, monsters rule the planet—that is until they get a taste of our rocket launchers. Ka-BOOM!
MONDAY, JANUARY 26
8:00 FOX 24
President Taylor must decide if she's going to negotiate with terrorists. Offer them iPhones!
9:00 MTV BROMANCE
Brody makes the final four contestants model extra tight jeans. Mmmm... hmmmmmm.
TUESDAY, JANUARY 27
9:00 ABC SCRUBS
JD tries to teach the staff "compassion" with help from special guests, the Sesame Street gang!
10:00 FX NIP/TUCK
Christian goes to a breast cancer support group—and not to pick up chicks! Probably.
WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 28
8:00 FOX AMERICAN IDOL
Auditions (AKA the abject national humiliations) continue.
9:00 ABC LOST
The castaways try to stop the island's erratic jumps through time. (But first, can we stop by the '70s? I need some coke.)