THURSDAY, MARCH 19

9:00 NBC THE OFFICE

Michael's 15th anniversary office party is ruined by a new boss who apparently hates fun (and strippers).

9:30 NBC 30 ROCK

Liz discovers that her new boyfriend (Jon Hamm) gets better treatment because he's handsome. No "S," Herlock!

FRIDAY, MARCH 20

9:00 SCIFI BATTLESTAR GALACTICA

Series finale! A special two-hour end to the Galactica—and they'd better take those frakkin' murdering Cylons with them!

9:00 TOON STAR WARS: CLONE WARS

Season finale! Anakin is taken hostage by criminals trying to free Ziro the Hutt. (And this completes "Nerd Friday.")

SATURDAY, MARCH 21

8:00 FOX COPS

It's the 750th episode of Cops, and the criminals are celebrating by snorting coke and siphoning gasoline.

SUNDAY, MARCH 22

9:00 HBO BIG LOVE

Season finale! Bill figures out a scheme to get rid of Roman Grant once and for all—which will undoubtedly fail.

10:00 HBO THE FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS

Season finale! The financial crisis forces Bret and Jemaine to move in with their stalker Mel. That is a crisis!

MONDAY, MARCH 23

8:00 BBCA TOP GEAR

Season finale! Sir Mothereffing TOM JONES visits the show! EEEEEEEEEEE!!!

9:30 TLC JON AND KATE PLUS 8

Season finale! The family visits the "Please Touch Museum" which gets Jon into a LOT of trouble with the museum staff.

TUESDAY, MARCH 24

8:00 CW REAPER

The devil orders Sam to pal around with his spoiled son. It's enough to make you want to turn Christian!

10:00 OXY THE BAD GIRLS CLUB

Season finale! The bad girls bid each other a tearful goodbye—and yank out a few hair weaves along the way.

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 25

8:30 ABC BETTER OFF TED

It's "Bring Your Daughter to Work" Day, guys. Not "Bring Your Freaky Skank-Ass Daughter to Work" Day.

9:00 ABC LOST

A castaway goes rogue, putting the lives of the entire island in jeopardy. I wish "going rogue" wasn't so much fun.