THURSDAY, MARCH 26
8:00 ABC IN THE MOTHERHOOD
Rosemary convinces Jane's nanny to join a union, to which Jane rightly responds, "You bitch!"
9:00 NBC THE OFFICE
Michael's new boss continues to inflict his stupid new "efficiency" rules on the office. GAWD!!
FRIDAY, MARCH 27
8:00 FOX TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES
Fearing for her life, Sarah stashes her son John in what will eventually be known as a "not-so-safe" house.
9:00 FOX DOLLHOUSE
Echo returns to her old college, which dredges up some embarrassing memories... involving beer pong.
SATURDAY, MARCH 28
9:00 NBC WORLD FIGURE SKATING CHAMPIONSHIPS
Well... chicks dig figure skating, right?
9:00 SCIFI POLAR STORM—Movie
(2009) Magnetic storms turn the earth bipolar. Get it?!? "Bipolar?" "Polar Storm?" Ahhh... screw it.
SUNDAY, MARCH 29
8:00 HBO THE NO. 1 LADIES' DETECTIVE AGENCY
Debut! Singer Jill Scott stars as the crime-bustin' first lady of detecting in Botswana!
10:00 AMC BREAKING BAD
Walt's cancer advances, leaving him little time to become the meth king of Albuquerque.
MONDAY, MARCH 30
10:00 MTV THE HILLS
Season premiere! Lauren vows that this will be her last season on The Hills, at which point she'll only be faking it with her boyfriend.
TUESDAY, MARCH 31
9:00 FOX OSBOURNES: RELOADED
Debut! Ozzy, Sharon, Jack, and Kelly return with a live studio audience variety show?? The "Crazy Train" is about to derail!
10:00 ABC CUPID
Debut! Psychiatrist Sarah Paulson (The Spirit) gets involved with her possibly insane client who thinks he's Cupid. Only on TV, folks!
WEDNESDAY, APRIL 1
8:00 CBS I GET THAT A LOT
Celebrities such as Jessica Simpson and Heidi Klum prank undeserving people. Isn't being rich and famous enough??
10:30 COM RENO 911!
Season premiere! Dangle and the gang return for a sixth season with two new (equally incompetent) cops!
